The Weirdest NY Times Social Q's: You Can't Make This Shit Up

Thin Walls

My apartment has thin walls. My neighbor sleeps with his TV on, and the volume is loud enough to keep me awake. I asked him to lower it several months ago, and he was happy to oblige. But it’s grown loud again. Instead of knocking on his door, may I buy a device that allows me to turn off his TV from my apartment? - Lauren, New York Response:

Why stop there? Just call the electric company and have his power disconnected. That way, his pesky Waterpik won’t bother you, either. You are entitled to a good night’s sleep, Lauren. But even if such magical through-the-wall technology exists, you may not turn off your neighbor’s television. Even though he is bothering you with it, it is still his TV. And what if you ruined the climax of that 3 a.m. Bowflex infomercial? Knock on his door and let him know the volume trouble has returned. But this time, suggest he buy a TV timer (or maybe you can split the cost). He can set it to switch off the television after he’s drifted into dreamland. He retains dominion over his appliances, and you get some well-earned rest. If he resists, call your landlord.

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