Don't ask if we have a tongue piercings

Wait until you finally meet up with us to find out about our saucy piercings and tattoos - and I promise you, even #classy girls have them but surprising you is half the fun. 

But shut up about tongue piercings. It's pretty easy to pick a boy out of a lineup that's gotten down and dirty with a girl with a tongue piercing because within 30 seconds of talking to you, they will find some way to bring it up. First of all, you should not be talking about other girls you've bumped uglies with when trying to flirt. Sex is like a public restroom. Like yeah, you know other people have used it, but you try not to think about it. Second of all, hanging out with a girl who has a tongue piercing is a red flag in and of itself because they're not the kind of chicks you wanna take out on a date, much less share a bottle of water or a toilet seat with.

[Photo via @galore]

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