None of this applies to you if you're hot or over 6'2"

At the end of the day, who am I to judge? After all, only God can judge us, and if you're on Tinder, you are probably on God's shit list already. So lucky for good looking, tall guys, your dating app etiquette doesn't really matter. My dating app behavior is pretty depraved too and if I were to be put on blast, people would probably think I'm a degenerate. They probably suspect it already, but if I were aired out, it would totally confirm it. But how do I get away with it? Because I'm extremely good looking. And if you're equally as good looking as me, you'll get away with it too. 

[Photo via @thenobraclub]

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