Inside The Most Absurdly Expensive Upper East Side Homes On The Market

854 Fifth Avenue
$50,000,000

Have you ever wanted to feel like you live in a lonely old palace or embassy?

This Central Park adjacent pad with its bright red carpeted grand staircase is just for you!

Designed by the same architects as Grand Central, this landmarked mansion took much of its interior inspiration from Versailles and has been in the same hands for 70 years. 

So yeah, you know it's dusty as fuck... Just look at those wrinkled, ill-fitting seat covers!

Perhaps most important to note is the pre-requisite that all new potential buyers must love creepy gilded cherubs.