Large And In Charge
36 East 63rd Street
$60,000,000
Wide load coming through!
This classic Neo-Georgian mansion boasts plenty of room to spread out.
Seriously - it's got a living room that's forty feet wide, so if you're looking for something to brag about to detract from your own shortcomings, there you go!
The master suite encompasses the entire third floor, making it the perfect choice for rich parents who prefer a more hands-off approach to child rearing.
Oh, and did we mention that it has a dumbwaiter "that services the entertaining floors?"
Can you imagine!? Now that's some real rich people shit right there.