Whatever Fat Jew does for a living
What is this dude's job again? A memedian? A content hijacker? Fat Jew explained his job description in an interview with Vulture: "I've consistently maintained that I'm a commentator. I'm a curator. I'm at the forefront of what's cool and what's hot and what's funny. It's complicated in that some of the stuff is made by me, some of the stuff is submitted, some of the stuff is found."
Managing to make his job description sound douchier than the phrase "memedian" is probably Fat Jew's biggest (and only) accomplishment. Like every other millennial, you are a total social media addict. Like every other trust fund baby (cough Fat Jew cough), you have a sense of entitlement and an over-inflated ego that supersedes any skills you actually possess. So why not create a career off of content theft while providing captions that are not nearly as witty or intelligent as you think they are? Odds are this can't be your only career path because eventually people will get tired of your antics, so this isn't the best first choice for a career.
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