Beach bum
That yacht you chartered throughout the Caribbean was an edifying experience for you. Living a work hard, party hard lifestyle in Manhattan is just too much for a (Himalayan pink) salt of the earth girl like you who prefers a smaller pleasures in life on an island like St. Barth's, where an iced tea costs $8.50. But hey, this is where day drinking and soaking up rays on the beach isn't frowned upon. Bartend at a local tourist trap to make money until your kiosk that sells your jewelry that is handcrafted by local children you totally underpay starts making a profit. Or pull a Jay Alvarrez and travel the world making videos that are of you wearing skimpy bikinis, fake laughing, and jumping off cliffs in slow motion while house music plays in the background. That's art, right?
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