The Ultimate Trust Fund Baby Career Guide

You're not a drug dealer, you're a freelance psychiatrist a la Charlie Bartlett. Is that a postmodern way of saying you're a drug dealer? Yes, but it's not like most people even understand what "postmodern" actually means, so consider this our little secret. It's not like you're dealing the bad shit or are running a prostitute ring. What you're doing is far more noble than any Pablo Escobar wannabe, you swear! You know the art of psychiatry intimately- probably even better than most med school students do - because your parents have been sending you to them since puberty. Let's face it, you have a pretty impressive curriculum vitae due to your... controversial past. You have your finger on the pulse when it comes to both legal and illegal drugs, your name is well known amongst the psychiatric community, and you're well versed on which plush luxury rehabs are the best to fall back on once your substance abuse gets out of control. 

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