Pay to be at one of those non-exclusive shows and insist that the photographer in the lobby take your picture.

YOU ARE AT A WEDDING. THEY ARE BEING PAID TO CAPTURE THIS DAY FOR THE BRIDE AND GROOM. You’re doing them a favor. I hereby pronounce myself not responsible if you spend $500 on tickets only to find that there is no lobby photographer. I think there are lobby photographers? I only attend exclusive shows.

[Photo via @jenyakenner]  

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