Wear something completely audacious, something that might conceivably be headline-worthy for some desperate online publication.

You’re going to have to think really long and hard about what you wear because guess what, it’s 2019 and people aren’t shocked by anything anymore. Pair your absurd outfit with really large sunglasses, which endow you with plausible fashion deniability. Take a moment to remember that famouses don’t usually have the liberty to run their careers into the ground by looking really insane. This is why Britney Spears triumphantly shaved her head. Being crazy is low-stakes when you’re not a famous, enjoy your commoner privilege.

[Photo via @jenyakenner]

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