5. Jk This Sucks Ass
As much as we want to downplay this and find the humor in the situation, it's actually going to be very inconvenient. The L train's "time out" is like an artist joining the 27 Club and dying at the peak of their fame. Just at the peak of Brooklyn and the modernization of public transportation, the L train is getting out of the game. But as the Jewish saying goes, things could always be worse. Think how good it's going to be when it starts running again! We bet rent will be cheaper, at least.
[Photo via @nymag]