Never wear pants
Your closet is abundant with bikinis from Acacia, KIINI, and Triangl and leggings galore in every color imaginable. You wear candy colored Spiritual Gangster and Teeki garments to yoga, and chic and sophisticated Alo and Kith leggings to pilates. You have certain leggings you'll wear to brunch at your favorite vegan eatery. You even have certain workout gear to wear while practicing your kegels (that requires strength, that burns calories, THAT'S EXERCISE, BITCHES). But pants? Never. Zippers? Haven't touched one in years. How does a button work, even?
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