Know your poses
Fit chicks have several go-to poses that they need to nail. The first is looking off into the distance while appearing to be super philosophical. This will be super easy for you because fit chicks already think they're the most philosophical people ever - have you ever seen their captions?
If being super philosophical doesn't come naturally to you, don't worry! If anything, people who believe they are super philosophical usually aren't very philosophical either (especially fit chicks!) so you're in the same boat! So if you're striving to feign introspection while giving your best blue steel, try to recollect every time your thighs have actually touched in the past year. (Trick question: your thigh gap makes this impossible!)
The second go-to pose you must master is looking like you're in the middle of laughing. Here's an easy hack: don't actually laugh. No one laughs looking like that. Just smile and open your mouth really wide and be sure to perfect smizing like Tyra Banks taught you to!
The third pose is just a dead in the eyes stare, like you're completely dumbfounded. To master this pose, reflect on whether or not your followers would find you as inspiring if you had your original nose. Do all this while pouting your lips, of course. It's really that simple.
[Photo via @alexia_clark]
.jpg "How Comms Guru & Founder Of The PR Net Lisa Smith Put Her Stylish Stamp On The Industry")
.jpg "Who Are The Assoulines? Meet The Chic First Family Of Luxury Publishing")
.jpg "Who Is Nats Getty? The Oil Heir & Trans Activist Is Living Life Loud & Proud")
.jpg "Worldly Socialite Haya Maraka's Elegant Etiquette Tips For The Modern Lady")
.jpg "Haute Hostess Christine Chiu's Guide To Throwing The Most Fabulous Fête")
.jpg "How The Hamptons' Hottest Kicked Off Summer This Memorial Day Weekend")
