Have a cheesy boyfriend
Yes, you preach how important finding your inner strength and independence are to you, but you're nothing without a boyfriend. He must either be as addicted to fitness as you are to the extent where he's a fitness instructor of some sort, or he just never goes to the gym at all and claims he gets his shredded six pack from being super outdoorsy and adventurous. Either way, he MUST have amazing hair, he MUST have an acoustic guitar that he whips out at the most inexplicable of times, and he MUST be a social media influencer of some sort (which is a really easy gig to come by). Not sure where to nab a boytoy this insufferable? Check out the castaways from Bachelor In Paradise or rejects from semi pro football teams.
Fair warning: he will probably look better in a messy (man)bun and fake laughing in photos than you do.
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