Be blonde
Wanna alleviate your anxieties and self doubt forever? Go blonde. I know when I went blonde, all of my anxieties and self-doubt evaporated forever. I no longer spend money on antidepressants because spending $500 on honey highlights made all of my problems suddenly just melt away. And this also has nothing to do with the fact that since going blonde, I just avoid any and all responsibilities because that is exactly how carefree and easy breezy being blonde has made me.
[Photo via @gypsyone]