How To Become An Instagram Fit Chick

You're able to live off of smoothie bowls and Moon Dust smoothies without a thought. You cannot even remember the last time you wore a pair of dirty sneakers to go on run because you cannot even remember the last time you wore the same pair of Boosts more than three times. You don't even have a real job, yet you jet off to do squats in Mykonos and scorpion poses in Bali for your Instagram. "How, HOW are you making all this money?" your followers will wonder. Never ever tell them where the money comes from. Let them wholeheartedly believe that your Lokai bracelet and Diff sunglasses truly hold a special place in your fourth chakra (I mean your heart, you idiots) and you're absolutely not making big bucks off of posing with it. If they're naive enough to believe that you have cheat days, they're naive enough to believe that you would drop $130 on a white t-shirt from Are You Am I. They will absolutely believe that you had the financial means to move buy a Maui bungalow or a Santa Monica condo because of the profits from your Etsy shop you run as a side hustle. 

[Photo via @livelokai]