Slide #7

The Ultimate "Fighter"
While not always quite as on-the-nose as the example in this photo, this Kimbo Slice wannabe (Jimbo Slice?) scowls silently in a corner and projects a "don't-effing-look-at-me" attitude while secretly hoping that everybody in the terminal is looking at him and wondering if he's a criminal or professional fighter or whatever. Spoiler Alert: he bombed out of Dental Assistant school, his name is Toby, and if terrorists actually tried to take over the plane, he'd fill his pants with poo. Should I Talk To Him? Actually, yes. It will ruin his day to find out that he's not actually intimidating. Go ask him if he has a piece of gum, or the time, or anything, really.
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