"Traveling With The 99%": The People You Almost Only Ever Meet At The Airport

The Hobbit

Now, I like Phish as much as the next person that doesn't really like Phish, but let's be honest: you don't want to sit next the hippie with dreadlocks on an airplane. This is primarily because while dreadlocks don't have to be dirty, they don't exactly radiate cleanliness, either. We'll put it this way: when your way of dispelling the myth of dreadlock dirtiness is to claim that "dreadlocks should be washed at least once a week!", what you're actually saying is that you don't believe in washing your hair more than once a week. While this is absolutely your right to do as a free born American, I think it's also my right to say that I would not be thrilled to breathe in the smell of your human wool for the next four and a half hours. Should I Talk To This Guy? As long as you're already sitting next to him, I don't see why not. I'm sure he's got some cool stories, and maybe he has some edibles to share with you or something.