The "I'm Too Old for This" Fuccboi: George Clooney Pre-Amal
For years I've been telling my Mom to date younger; I mean what 50-year-old man doesn't have a wrinkly neck and vaguely remind you of your orthodontist?! However, even I'll admit that George Clooney challenges that notion. Regardless of his ability to smize better than Tyra Banks, everyone who's anyone knows that George is a mere accessory in Amal's empire. I mean - world-renowned Human Rights Lawyer vs. some guy that pretends to be other guys for a living ... George may have been voted The Sexiest Man Alive twice, but he wallows in Amal's boss-ass-bitch shadow.
P.S. Contact me at jninivaggi1@gmail.com for more information on my single mom (under 50 only, please).
P.P.S. She's an artist and lawyer (Amal? Is that you?!)
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