The Fitness Fuccboi: Tiger Woods
While Tiger Woods was once known for his incredible career as "the greatest golfer of all time," years of scandal and utter fuccboi behavior have deemed him more of a 'Cheetah' than a 'Tiger.' In fact, the only swing that we recount when thinking of Woods is the one his ex-wife took at his car when she discovered he was a serial-cheater. Think of the fitness fuccboi as that guy that wears shorts when it's cool outside just to show off his calves, uses the word vascular, and probably shaves his arms and chest. Please, take your protein powder and fragile masculinity elsewhere.
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