The Borrows Your Hair Straightener Fuccboi: Billy Ray Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus is famous for trying to make the mullet happen, highlighting his hair more than Britney Spears circa 2002, and being the only adult male to actually brag about being a Disney Channel star. We don't know if Cyrus is more of a fuccboi for having two first names or for his long-standing goatee. Either way, Billy Ray epitomizes why you shouldn't get involved with guys from Kentucky - especially ones that think titling a song "Achy Breaky Heart" is a good idea.
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