The Food!
What's the one thing Gwyneth hates most in this world? (I don't mean Madonna) (Or Winona Ryder) (Or poor people). Solid foods. What's one thing Gwyneth loves? (I don't mean cultural appropriation) (Or ketosis) (Or herself). Butt stuff! Goop once wrote an entire guide to anal. She also recently shilled coffee enemas as a detox for the New Year. For $135. Seriously. So we can only assume she will have laxative-spiked wedding cake. Sure, she's content with the fact that people hate her because of her tone deaf quotes and her pretentious attitude, but she's not evil enough to serve FRUIT at her wedding.
Oh, and there will be tons of alcohol because obvi.
[Photo via @goop]
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