The Guest List!
A spot on the guest list is more difficult to nab than a Saturday night reservation at Eleven Madison Park or a membership to the Colony Club. Derek Blasberg will probably be so desperate to schmooze with the elite that he might even deign to finally follow Gwyneth back on Instagram (seriously, how is he not following her back by now?). The bridal party and the groom party will consist of - get this - the bride and groom's exes. Surely you remember conscious uncoupling. It's a postmodern way of saying "divorced but it's like...chill." I mean, would you rather Chris Martin and Gwyneth air each other out on social media for all the world to see? Same here, but Chris is British and Gwyneth is semi-WASPy, so they're too repressed to do that. Anyways, to show how consciously uncoupled they are, the entire wedding party will be a who's who of Gwyneth and Brad's little black books.
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