World Cup refs will wash your mouth out with soap [HuffPo]
Wanna be Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant? She's hiring. [TMZ]
. . . And Donald Trump may be hiring Lindsay Lohan herself. Or so says Dina. [NYDN]
Hugo Chavez...next American Idol? [Wonkette]
Wear your leg warmers and scrunchies to the movies this weekend [WaPo]