Wanna be Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant? She's hiring. [TMZ]
. . . And Donald Trump may be hiring Lindsay Lohan herself. Or so says Dina. [NYDN]
Colombo underboss John "Sonny" Franzese got into a screaming match with his ex in a courthouse men's room. Classy. [Post]
Obama's pushing a tanning tax, and Snooki thinks he's targeting the Jersey Shore kids specifically. [WSJ]
Bloomberg's cracking down on truancy and the possibility of an end to free MTA student rides looms ever larger. However, students still have their youth, while we withered adults also can't play hooky and always have to pay for transpo. So shut up, kids, and go get us another wine cooler. [NYT]
Lady Gaga freaked out at Citifield yesterday. Whether it was an actual freak-out or performance art remains to be seen. [Post]
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