There's no school spirit

So while you were at UPenn, you probably noticed that, everyone thought they were better than the rest of the world. But that's not school spirit, that's just called having an Ivy League Complex. Unless it's lacrosse or some sort of exception to the rule, the only pre-reqs to be on an Ivy League team are a PG year at a Founders League boarding school and the ability to run a 20 minute mile.  Everyone chanting "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?!" at plebeians does not count as a cheer for your school. So you thought you would finally get your Hoya spirit by going to a D1 school, but sadly this isn't the case because Georgetown sports aren't much better. Patrick Ewing got hired to coach the basketball team and that's something that kind of gives us hope come March Madness (emphasis on "kind of"). But it still sucks for you because you're no longer the biggest celeb on campus because how dare you forget that Ewing was in Space Jam, the greatest movie of all time?

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