Be sure to recycle your Fordham Law acceptance letter!
So in a moment of pure panic you applied to Fordham Law as a backup because it dawned on you that it's remotely feasible that there are applicants who are just as remarkable as you are, if not more so. It's okay, we get it! And wouldn't it be sweet to sell a story to the press that you went to both Fordham and UPenn, just like Daddy Dearest.
But you got into Georgetown, good for you! That means there's an implied value that you got into Fordham Law as well because, after all, you have a pulse. Don't feel bad for turning down Fordham, only 12% of people who get into the undergrad school go! I know I only went because my parents forced me to, so I understand, I really, really do. But here's a gentle reminder to please RECYCLE your Fordham acceptance package, the trees will thank you for it! We know your dad has absolutely no respect for the environment because he thinks global warming is a myth and his head of EPA is someone who unsuccessfully sued the EPA a dozen times before his incumbency. It would be nice to see you do your part, Tiff.
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