But perhaps learn some defenses as well
From alleged treason to alleged fraud to alleged collusion, your fam along with the Trump administration has to go to court for some pretty crazy shit these days. And yes, "alleged" is going to be just as integral to your white girl vernacular as "literally" and "obsessed" are. Clearly some shady stuff is going on, so it's time to learn some defenses! Try the Costanza Defense, which is inspired by Seinfeld's George Costanza, who famously said, "It's not a lie if you believe it!" Your dad seems to be using that one a lot already. And honestly, any defense you learn in law school is better than a fake letter from a 9 year old named Pickle who says everyone needs to stop bullying your dad.
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