Christmas came early with a very Kerry Washington SNL. [Click]
Senator Chuck Schumer should get an Instagram for all these food pics. [BuzzFeed]
Keyser Soze is coming to Georgetown! [Click]
This profile of George W. is way harsh. [NYTimes]
The Governator came to DC last week. [Click]
It's time to say goodbye to the giant lit-up penis on the Mall. [DCist]
Also in DC last week, Elton John! [Reliable Source]