I guess they don't teach math in Kenya. [In The Know]
Chris Brown, please do less. [Reliable Source]
Tip for all wannabe office holders: don't go to high school parties. [Huffington Post]
There's quite the fight going on at the Dupont Metro. [In The Capital]
Adrian Fenty is making a new life out west. [Washington Post]
Um, what the hell, Sarah Palin. That's gross. [Huffington Post]