Your Mom
2012 opened up your mom to a whole new world, a world of impossible DIY crafts and amateur erotica.
Case in point:
Pinterest. It's like a Michael's, meets Joanne Fabrics, meets Pillsbury.com, meets Highlights Magazine. In other words, it is basically the greatest social network in the world, even to a childless young buck like me. And it's ruled by your mom, and my mom, and all the moms of middle America.
Oh, and when Mom's not pinning photos of candles in mason jars and creepy DIY yarn baby shoes?
She's writing fan-fic. Downright filthy fan-fic- about
BDSM,
vampires, and
children fighting to death in a dystopian world.
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