Maxwell Simpson (Johnson)
Since Jessica Simpson announced she was pregnant 35 months ago, girl has not stopped talking, and here's what we've learned against our will thus far:
1. The baby's name will be Maxwell. Maxi for short. Yes, it is a girl.
2. "Zinfandel" was an early option. As a name. Not a beverage. Would somehow be more acceptable if it was the latter.
3. Mom's diet consists of, but not limited to: Kraft Mac-n-Cheese with Lawry's seasoning, buttered pop tarts, whole melons with salt, and Capn' Crunch.
4. She has a lot of amniotic fluid.
5. There is only one baby. Not five.
Disclaimer: We're only assuming Zinfandel will be born this year.
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