Jersey Shore producers sued over allegations of criminally profiting from staged fights. Haters will always hate. Fist pump to you, JS prods. [Post]
For the first time in our lives, we want to hug Naomi Campbell. [NYDN]
The FBI sometimes just loses people they're supposed to be tracking. But then Emirates Airlines steps in and helps out. [NYT]
Miranda July has an interactive sculpture project that opens May 29 in Union Square, so now you can pretend to like her work all over again. [WSJ]
Painting of Picasso's mistress (a painting that the artist banged out in a single day) just sold for more than 106 million. [NYT]
Bingo lady just lost her lawsuit against Sacha Baron Cohen. Do you hear that? It's the sound of evil Bruno laughter and bingo enthusiasts' sobs. [TMZ]