There's no place like a bullet-ridden street art mural to take wedding photos. [BlahBlogBlah]
David Letterman's blackmailer heads to the big house...[NYP]
...and his rival Jimmy Fallon is sentenced to hosting awards show also-ran the Emmys. [Deadline]
New Yorkers will not be reminded of how Mother Superior Bloomberg used to be a fun stoner. [NYDN]
Tony nominations are announced, make us all feel guilty about never taking advantage of Broadway. [1010]
Obama personally calls heroic Times Square street vendors, requests Statue of Liberty keychain. [Gothamist]