Lady Gaga totally steals her sister's thunder at high school graduation. [NYP]
Coney Island continues to fight its own trashy allure, wants to ban cigarettes. [NYDN]
The seven worst outdoor drinking spots in the city. [Eater]
Internet geeks try to out-annoy each other at Webutante Ball. [YouTube]
John McCain['s PR flack] tweets Snooki, calls Obama's tax policy a Situation. [Intel]
Hamptons spared a new Michael Lohan nightclub. [Grub]