The Art Daddy

Examples: Vito Schnabel, Max Levai, David Kordansky 

Where they are: a Richard Meier-designed compound in East Hampton, Jackson Hole, or the Pacific Palisades 

Are they adhering to their quarantine? Yes. and he’s about to self-immolate  

What are they eating? Insanely expensive freeze-dried food that Jean-Georges Vongerichten prepared (as part of a luxury apocalypse package purchased in 2012), and copious amounts of ayurvedic remedies, one of which includes dolphin sperm (?)

What you will talk about: His friendship with Julian Schnabel, Frank Gehry buildings, Jeff Koons’ shitty career, Bottino’s closing, Larry Gagosian’s sex robots, Jeffrey Epstein theories, and his relationship with his wife.

Fun Fact About Them: He’s married.

COVID-19 Status: Negative, he has a doomsday wing complete with a Peloton gym, Intensive Care Unit, and a year’s worth of Oribe hair products.

[Photo via @ewahess]

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