The Quarantined Post-Conde Girl
Examples: Selby Drummond, Sara Moonves, Bee Shaffer
Where are they? St. Barths, Palm Beach, Bridgehampton, Greenwich
Are they adhering to their quarantine? No, she had dinner with Arielle Charnas at Frenchette a few days ago
What are they eating? Sant Ambroeus takeout
What you will talk about: How annoying Anna is being, her stockpile of masks (N95 + Tatcha), how she’s wearing Manolo Blahnik kitten heels while working from home and it makes her feel like “a little lady,” her addiction to beta-blockers, and just how FREEZING her pool is right now. This is another one that you don’t need to say much, but it’s much duller and filled with more references to whatever Cartier dildo she wants next (Gays > These Bitches).
Fun Fact About Them: Her left nipple is pierced
COVID-19 Status: Positive, the “Fashion Flu” is literally just Coronavirus
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