Remember life when you were out and about, wandering through stores, hanging out in parks, brushing up against people on the subway? Remember all of the ridiculous conversational gems you'd overhear that would make your soul feel heard and less alone?

Thank God for the Overheard New York account, reminding us all that we're still just one big community of hilariously absurd, blunt as fuck city people who really can't survive anywhere else.

Click through for some of our favorite overheard moments from the recent months!