The Grocery Store
Trader Joes? Free guac. Westside Market? Free soup and bread. Whole Foods? Free cheese. Urgent care? Free painkillers. Learn how to be a boss ass bitch on a budget by taking advantage of every free sample.
Pro-tip - don't forget the grapes. If you learn anything about being a boss ass bitch let it be to never pay for pre-pubescent raisins. Just put them in your cart and casually eat them as you shop. When eventually you're so bloated that you have to make moves for the motor-scooter, make a sour face, as if you were just testing to see if they were fresh, and put the bag back.
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