The Sidewalk
Appropriate facial expression is key to surviving and thriving as a boss ass bitch in NYC. The resting bitch face may seem like a simple enough solution, however, a true boss ass bitch is no basic pleb with memes made about her face. You simply must do better. When making sudden eye contact with a stranger it's crucial that you know how to react.
For example, if it's a casual encounter, in which you both happen to glance up at each other, smile politely. There is no need to duck your head in embarrassment. Eye contact does not make a boss ass bitch uncomfortable. On the other hand, if you find yourself making eye contact with a man that then begins to lick his lips and say "Hey, Mami ;)," or some other ambiguous comment about your appearance, promptly respond with a "Go fuck yourself." Contrary to popular belief, this is not rude - it is necessary. Decorum, people.
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