-Oh Sweet Mary, some guy is selling caffeinated marshmallows. [D&T]
-Hot girls are like us, except, they're not hot. And they lie? [Youtube]
-Facebook makes your friends not like you. [MentalFloss]
-Florida just got sadder. Apparently there are tons of homeless kids living on the highway to Disney World. There are just so many layers to this. [HuffPost]
The official line-up of film & stars expected at Cannes 2012 is out. [Perez]
-Rihanna is totally doing crystal meth off that dude's head. EDGY. [Gawker]
-Did you know there's a secret menu at Starbucks? Just be prepared for some extra sass when you ask barista Geoff for a "Captain Crunch." [Buzzfeed]