- Sookie and Bill are having a baby. Eric must be furious. [CNN]
- If you look at food online all day, like I definitely do not, then you're going to be way fat. [Jezebel]
- The absolute worst things in the world, including, but not limited to, Pringles, emotional Facebook stati, and the worst band in the history of music. [Buzzfeed]
- A man is suing the hospital that circumcised him as a newborn. I am suing this man from making me LOL. [HuffPost]
- This cake is really racist, also terrifying, but mainly racist. [VICE]
- Speaking of cake, Posh Spice went totally WILD on her b-day and splurged on half a raspberry with a candle on it. [Dlisted]
- The writer of "Fifty Shades of Grey" admits the painfully obvious. [Perez]
- I think we've all received "Rehearsed Food Order in Your Head," amirite? [PleatedJeans]