Which On-Screen Socialite Are You?

You're like, that really annoying friend that's somehow tethered to your group. No one understands why because you're over-the-top, out for yourself, and just....God, you're just so annoying. Like, you think way too highly of yourself, so I'm guessing you went to Harvard, or even worse, St. Paul's. But then your friends realize you're in the group because you back them up when they need it most. I mean, having incredible connects because you're such a shameless social climber or being willing to cover up a murder are like, the most important qualities a friend could have in this city. When your friends aren't talking shit about you, they're having way too in depth of conversations about whether your husband is hot, ugly hot, hot in a destructive "I'll fuck up your life" way, or if his beard just totally works for him even though he's unattractive. You probably would've participated in "Operation Varsity Blues," and while that is despicable, I still respect you because you would never let your daughter become a f*cking YouTuber. Also, you seem like a lot of fun to gossip with because we probably hate all the same people. 

Also, you have really enviable cheekbones. That's another reason a lot of us hate you half the time. 

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