SoulCycle
Thumping music and overwhelming lights all while a SoulCycle instructor/cult leader is shouting inspiring aphorisms that they found on Pinterest? Doesn't sound like a recipe for romance. Between the labored breathing and copious amounts of sweat, how can exercising with your beau possibly be a sexy setting? Answer: it can't. Anyways, why ride a bike when you can ride each other if you're picking up what I'm putting down? ;)
[Photo via @soulcycle]