The Virgin

Ah, to be young and innocent. You're kind of jealous of the virgin to a certain extent because while she has her baggage like everyone else does, she hasn't been totally tainted by cynicism and debauchery. Remember how you convinced one of your friends to start watching Friday Night Lights and actually felt envious of her because you wanted to experience the same kind of enthusiasm again by having your world completely rocked by such an amazing show? You kind of have the inverse sentiments about The Virgin. Sometimes you wish you could undate and unsleep with every guy just so you could see the world through the rose-colored lenses she does. She'll never ever blow you off for a d*ck appointment and wholeheartedly believes in "chicks before dicks"....largely because she doesn't grasp how attention from a f*ckboy can instill you with a weird sense of validation. 

[Photo via @cluelessthemovie]

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