You still don't understand what they do for a living
So instead of the typical 9 to 5, they chose a trust fund baby career path (which is hardly a career). And when asked about it, they sell themselves as well as Billy McFarland marketed Fyre Festival: meaning it's all smoke and mirrors to cover up that ultimately what they do is bullshit. In fact, they probably get really defensive about Billy because they spent a weekend in the Hamptons at the same house as him.....aaaaand a relative of theirs may or may not have been indicted for fraud as well, so it hits them a bit too close to home.
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