Your last relationship
The only reason to date anybody is to exaggerate them later at dinner parties. Turn your out-of-work musician ex into the illegitimate son of a rock star you're legally obligated not to name. Call that European tourist you dated a Duke. Refer to that starving artist as, well, a starving artist. Everyone loves a starving artist.
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