Professor Thom's
Sure Professor Thom's, the East Village sports bar that's been around since 2005, had too many straight men and people from Boston for my personal liking, but I never wanted this. Per EV Grieve, it seems the spot has closed permanently. When it wasn't particularly bro-y, it was the go-to spot for many celebrity-filled Saturday Night Live after-after-after-parties. Password protected at the door, of course.
[Photo via @nomofomo_nyc]