Anywhere Near Times Square
Let's get the "no, duh" option out of the way first. Not only do you want to avoid the neon-lit hub of capitalism, the massive crowd of tourists, and the shiny disco ball nobody really cares about, you also want to avoid any place within a 10-block radius of it. We dare you to go to Hell's Kitchen and try to order an Uber home that's less than a thousand bucks.
[Photo via @wheresnik]