Butter is always worth unbuttoning the top button for. If your online profile were to include the words ‘broken-up,’ ‘hugged by Pillsbury,’ ‘seasonally depressed,’ ‘soothed by carbs,’ hear ye hear ye. And because our emotions run the colors of the rainbow, those with higher powers bless our hearts with grease and our thighs with pies. Criers and screamers, sobbers and sulkers, revenge seekers and mama’s boys, there is a special comfort dish out there for each and everyone of you emotional overachievers. Rx: Xanax and a side of fries.